The Teensy-weensy May Roundup, '17

Yes, folks. It's been a slow month, indeed. But nonetheless, some noteworthy stuff premiered and my short takes on them are below. As always, the real good shit's in bold.

Watch this shit

• Beat Shazam

  Fun new game show whose ass I could KICK. Hollywood Game Night ignored my application, but I will not be deterred! Definitely applying for this shit. Anyway, It's exactly what it sounds like. You gotta be the fastest person to identify a song correctly, with the possibility of one million fucking dollars at stake. It's basically Who Wants to Be a Musical-Nerd-Millionaire.

• Downward Dog

  One of those amazing shows that network execs have no fucking clue what to do with because it doesn't perfectly match one of their other "successful" shows, so they air it at the tail end of the season and hope for the best. *cough, cough* Save Me *cough, cough*

  Anyway, Allison Tolman is the fucking jam. And Hope's dad is looking super indie rock and delicious. Anddd... the main character is a literal dog. It's a good God damn time.

  Also, I'm a complete and utter cat person. I am one hundred thousand percent a total cat person. And even I think this show is fucking cute.

• World of Dance

  Yesssss. So. Much. This. If you've read my previous posts, you know I'm a SYTYCD watcher. And, let's be real, a bit of a SYTYCD hater. World of Dance is everything SYTYCD should be. And every reason why Dancing with the Stars is awful. The only thing it's missing is Cat Deeley, who can do no wrong in my eyes. Even when she's telling loud bitches to shut the fuck up, she's doing her job well. I will still be sad to see So You Think go, but I think it's inevitable at this point. WoD is So You Think's death rattle. Any age, any style, any number of people, actual scoring based on specific criteria as opposed to just judges arbitrarily deciding shit amongst themselves, and so much delicious, wonderful, amazing, dance. I'm in love. My tiny gay heart is all a flutter, y'all. Watch. This. Shit.

Meh:

• Still Star-Crossed

  Alright, here's why this isn't in the "Watch" list: Turns out, all the obsessing I did over Romeo + Juliet while growing up had less to do with Shakespeare and more to do with Baz Luhrmann and his soundtrack curating. I'm just not big on those Elizabethan era dramas. It probably took marrying a theater history PhD candidate to figure that out.

  With that being said, this is by no means a show not worth watching. It is impeccably made, as all series living in ShondaLand tend to be, and the acting, writing, and directing are spot on. Plus, Giles' sexy ass is back on our screens in his native [and delicious] accent (shoutout to that dumb Syfy series he did in an American accent which I eventually gave up on, as did every other viewer). It is a bit of a departure from Shonda shows of yore, but the Shonda DNA is still in there. So, yes, if you're keen to hang out in the 1400's and see how two sets of assholes quit being assholes to each other, with lots of dramz until they figure that out: then, this show's for you.